Conversing

Mona: He’s cute. I’d go out with him.
Me: He’s married. They have 2 kids.
Mona: I know he’s married. Pretty much everyone is married but us. Think about it - everyone’s done it. Hermes has. Everyone but us. I know what my problem is, I don’t know about yours.
Me: Soo… do you think there could be a guy out there that’s perfect for me that hasn’t gotten married yet?
Mona: No. (without hesitation, and maybe a hint of disgust.)
Me: (laughing hard. Because you gotta love the honesty.)