What do you do when you find out someone you're dating has a tattoo of a giant Jesus head covering their upper arm? (Uh, hypothetically speaking, of course...)
I mean, sure, at first you react like this: stare. stare. blink. stare. "uh... that's a really big Jesus head there..." (awkward silence) "Wait... is his mouth open?"
And then he says, "Yeah, he's laughing."
But then after that part, what do you do?
Do you:
a) Learn to love the giant Jesus head tattoo
b) Pretend like the giant Jesus head tattoo doesn't exist. After all, you're well practiced in the art of denial.
c) Run away. Which maybe you have already partially done a couple of times already, because you are all messed up like that.
d) shake your head and mumble, "How do they find me?" and cringe and bare it.
or e) (my personal favorite) When your friend Dolly says, "that only makes me like him more!" you persuade Dolly's husband to get the exact same tattoo, which maybe he is actually open to. And sure, that doesn't actually fix the original tattoo, but you sure do feel better.
any thoughts?
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