"(Name) is pissed about the rumor of my good firend of many many many years husband. I could totally kick his ass for it! Now the question is should I tell her??"
hmm... let's see... if I were your good friend of many many many years, what would I want... Yes - that's it. I would want you to tell everyone but me. Perpetuate the rumor, but don't tell me about it. I would instead like to wonder why people suddenly stop whispering when I walk into a room. I know! You could announce it on facebook! That way, not only would our mutual friends know, but even those people in your contact list that you only know because someone you know married someone that they know, and even when you happen to see them you don't really talk - tell those people! But not me. Yes. this is what a really good friend would do. So glad you already thought of it.
(Does putting this on a blog make me just as tacky? I think it may be close, but I still think contestant #1 wins. And being just slightly less tacky than this is obviously a worthy goal to shoot for.)
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