Dear Fam Int,
Hi! I noticed you were over here visiting me yesterday, and I thought, "hmm, why does that name sound familiar? Ah yes! I just quoted you!" And so now I'm not going to type your full name, because frankly, it is really freaking me out that moments after I did that yesterday, your little eyes reached out from Chicago and zoomed in on it.
You sound like quite a prestigious place, you and all your doctoring, and I would like to sincerely apologize for the time you wasted in visiting this site. I hope that when you used your scary magic mind powers to figure out your name had just been put out in space, that you didn't think, "Great! Publicity!" only then to find my unscientific blabber on this dinky site. Oh yeah, and I hope that you weren't offended that I said that reading one quote of yours made me a more dumb person. I meant that in the best way possible. And I hope you especially enjoyed that part about my coworker's fascination with menopause. That part was just for you.
So...uh... go back to making people well again. No hard feelings, right? I like your city! You guys have the best pizza.
mmm... pizza...
2 comments:
This is a real insight into how frequently a person is googling themselves. I say you make your next post just a list of names - then let's see how long it takes for each person to track themselves down. I'll start - the only person's name that I think I google with any regularity is Maeyen Bassay for 2 reasons: (1)her name is unique and so you really only get her when you google it and (2) she's one of my best friends but we only talk like every 6 months and I need to know what she's up to more frequently than that. Oh, and here's a (3) she does cool stuff in "the industry," a world that is completely magical and mystical to us non-Hollywooders.
PS - When are you going to write your birthday reflections so we can start the harrassing?
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